YOUR TAURUS HORRORSCOPE: 21 April to 20 May
As the thunderstorms of life race through the Milky Way, its time to take action. This is no time for starring into the abyss while eating popcorn.
From the very limited mind of our resident astrologer and spoilt socialite Beverly Havitall, we transcend into the horror depths of the planetary transition that will affect everyone this month but in particular our Taurus bulls.
Beyond Teambuilding pride ourselves in creating events, activities and challenges that push any team past mediocrity, allowing them to express themselves in a way that unleashes a team synergy that is often lying dormant. Our teambuilding is done in two definitive ways; formal and informal. Both have merit and are used to create the specific objectives of your particular team’s needs.
A time to toughen up and forget about getting your udders tickled, this is where your Bullishness takes hold. By its very definition this is a time to minimize the level of thinking, no time for planning or considering the consequences of decisions. This is the Nike “just do it” month where you throw caution to the wind and have a go.
The benefits of this month are that people will be in awe of your new-found confidence, the bravado that left you when your mother dressed you up funny, will suddenly re-appear.
It’s time to go to the horse races, bet on anything that has a number 2 to 13 or is wearing your favourite, even if the jockey blushes, have a go. Ring your stock broker, buy Steinhoff and Aspen shares and invest the rest in Eskom bonds, you are big and tough, resilient and demand respect, especially from persons of poor health and with bad memories.
In love, this is the time to dump the baggage and go out and find a new challenge, preferably younger and with very little self-esteem or aspirations as this will ensure no future disappointment from either of you.
There are times to be wary and this is usually in pubs and bars as your circle of friends will probably increase ten-fold due to your tendency to buy rounds of drinks for everyone who says they know you. Probably best to stay away from public places and do not get interviewed by SABC or make statements to Welfare Organisations.
You will find that your energy levels are very high during the day but after 8pm your bodily function will abandon you and sleep will often prevail, thus don’t drive or attempt world records after 8 pm.
You are blessed by your star sign, but very few live too long as a Taurus’ as they tend to overdo their Taurus ego. Maybe tie yourself up in the evenings so that you don’t stray or injure yourself or others. Otherwise, enjoy life to the fullest and remember you are superior to most, except for lions, dragons and cage fighters.