YOUR PISCES HORRORSCOPE 19 February to 20 March
Change is in the air for the 2019 astrology lineup, as the planets make major long-term astrological shifts and make there way into the lives of us all and the lives of others as well.
From the very limited mind of our resident astrologer and spoilt socialite Beverly Havitall, we transcend into the horror depths of the planetary transit that only happens every 84 years (really!)
Beyond Teambuilding pride ourselves in creating events, activities and challenges that push any team past mediocrity, allowing them to express themselves in a way that unleashes a team synergy that is often lying dormant. Our teambuilding is done in two definitive ways; formal and informal. Both have merit and are used to create the specific objectives of your particular team’s needs.
No one really knows what goes on with Pisces people as they tend to keep to themselves and have dark secrets that usually get published when they are broke. For those unlucky enough to have been born in this phase of the earth’s journey, just remember that other people don’t really like you and have a belief that you are going to embarrass yourself all the time. Don’t accept any invites to what seem like “well to do” parties, and certainly don’t attend any dress up or fancy-dress parties, as it will be a set up.
Drinking is one of your favourite pass times and this allows you to temporarily feel important and “out there”. Sadly once the alcohol wears off, its back to being just plain old you.
Some Pisces believe that there is freedom through aphrodisiacs, I think you also believe that aphrodisiacs will give you freedom. You have long been the laughing stock of extroverts but don’t take it personally, just think that they are laughing at someone nearby.
In the corporate world, your career depends entirely on yourself as no one in the team really cares about you or what you can offer. Don’t let this get you down, as you are actually better off on your own.
The good news is in the career opportunities that are to come your way;
- Light-house Manager
- Moon Crater Caretaker
- Circus cannon ball
On the romantic side of life, you are likely to fall in love but mainly with small cute animals and Lego pieces.
Warning: Stay clear of electric plugs and medicine cabinets.