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The Professor of Teambuilding

Prof. T. Building Expert in Putting it Right, First Time or Second

Prof. Team Building is hailed as the mover and shaker of heads and minds in the modern world. Voted the most improved professor amongst several other professors last year!

13 years of EXPERIENCE can’t do you any good.

SPECIAL MUTI AND HERBS FOR SPECIALLY SHAKEN TEAMS THAT SUFFER FROM EYE ISMS

  • Increase your returns on anything
  • Freak your manager out with ratios that mean everything
  • Attract customers to your company by using GPS coordinates and signposts
  • Replace hard to get profits with lotto winnings, pick 6, casino options and invest capital on really fast racehorses that win.
  • Double your profits and halve your debts without staff.
  • Increase your manhood and womanly features without surgery
  • Never let your customers down by having to lie and hide behind truths and corporate governance
  • Be able to express your feelings about food and sex to your staff
  • Reduce your sugar levels
  • Stop all abnormal swelling of overheads and depreciation

DISCOVER THE SECRET TO GETTING YOUR STAFF TO WORK TWICE AS HARD AND NOT ASK FOR MORE MONEY

  • Are your staff weak in areas that they shouldn’t be?
  • Are your staff BEE compliant?
  • Are you able to demand respect?
  • Are your staff wishing to be paid for work?
Beyond Teambuilding pride ourselves in creating events, activities and challenges that push any team past mediocrity, allowing them to express themselves in a way that unleashes a team synergy that is often lying dormant. Our teambuilding is done in two definitive ways; formal and informal. Both have merit and are used to create the specific objectives of your particular team’s needs.

IF THE ANSWER IS ‘YES’ OR ‘NO’ OR ‘DON’T KNOW’ THEN THE PROF HAS ALL THE RIGHT MUTI FOR YOU. DON’T LET YOUR INABILITIES TO MANAGE BECOME AN EXCUSE TO MISS THE BOAT.

STAFF INSUBORDINATION

PERIOD PAINS
MISCOMMUNICATION
REDUCED GROSS PROFIT
LOST LOVE

OVERPAID AND UNDER-WORKED COMPLAINANTS

Try the Prof Team Building, wonderment and amazing insights into self-disciplined advancement. See how to take control of yourself and anyone who gets in your way.

“I nearly left my manager after being subserviently employed for 25 years, but the Prof made it all good by introducing us to the Ubuntu Challenge. Boy, was it fun, and we learned to cooperate a little bit more” Godfrey – Lenasia

“For 15 years I could not talk to the Accounts lady, but once the Prof told me she couldn’t speak Russian, I realised that the problem lay in the communication process. Now we are married” Waldo – Lonehill

“For months the team was lacking energy, and some could not get erections properly. The Prof gave us some mental muti that energised our outlook, and now our erections are controllable” – Wilber Boksburg 

MISUNDERSTANDINGS ALWAYS

Fighting, fighting, never-ending. Learn how to spit straight and shake hands with your enemies and troublesome staff.

DISAPPOINTMENTS ALWAYS

Tired of choking and stomach-turning and staff letting their hair down. Eat the remedy that the Prof swears by and you to will survive in the corporate jungle.

SUFFERING FINANCIAL BAD LUCK

The Prof knows how to make money, find money, lose bad luck and make that black hole in your hand (where the money goes) disappear.

ALL BLACKS, WHITES, COLOUREDS, INDIANS, RUSSIANS, SANDTONS etc. WELCOME

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