Beyond Teambuilding

Beyond Teambuilding / Team Building  / YOUR GEMINI HORRORSCOPE: 21 May to 20 June


As the world sucks up the discovery of the black hole, its time find out where you exist in this hole, if at all . This is no time for starring into the abyss while eating popcorn.

From the very limited mind of our resident astrologer and spoilt socialite Beverly Havitall, we plummet into the intergalactic world of the Gemini Twins.

Beyond Teambuilding pride ourselves in creating events, activities and challenges that push any team past mediocrity, allowing them to express themselves in a way that unleashes a team synergy that is often lying dormant. Our teambuilding is done in two definitive ways; formal and informal. Both have merit and are used to create the specific objectives of your particular team’s needs.

There is someone out there just waiting for you, it could be a prospective business partner, a family member, a lover of a debt collector. They will look a lot like you but they are very different and I would certainly avoid them if you come into contact in any way. I remember 5 years ago when Tim Butterfield met his look alike supposed twin brother, only to be gunned down by what was to become an infamous serial killer.

There is however, hope for love as your current partner is really keen to move on and this will free up your opportunities to find a greater love. Try not to replicate the mistakes of the past and look for someone more intelligent than yourself and with reasonable hygiene standards. Look past the superficial purpose and meaning together and go straight to fast cars, and bank balances.

You will be lucky this month so have a punt at the races or with lotto or even play chicken with oncoming taxis. The number 2 is your number or any derivative thereof.

As the black hole has been found, there is every chance that your future will be there as well. Apparently if your send a job application to the hole now, you will get a response in 52 million light years or possibly longer depending on the quality of the local postal service.

Keep positive and always cover your mouth when yarning or speaking.

Love Beverly

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