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YOUR ARIES HORRORSCOPE 21 march to 20 April

As the thunderstorms of life race through the Milky Way, its time to take action. This is no time for starring into the abyss while eating popcorn.

From the very limited mind of our resident astrologer and spoilt socialite Beverly Havitall, we transcend into the horror depths of the planetary transition that will affect everyone this month but in particular our Aries babies.

Beyond Teambuilding pride ourselves in creating events, activities and challenges that push any team past mediocrity, allowing them to express themselves in a way that unleashes a team synergy that is often lying dormant. Our teambuilding is done in two definitive ways; formal and informal. Both have merit and are used to create the specific objectives of your particular team’s needs.

You are meant to be a Ram and not a Sheep, so stopping bleating about misgivings, put your head down and charge head first into the problems you have, and expected with most Aries people, there are many.

You are in a phase of post adolescent delinquency and able to irritate anyone older than you. This is not a bad thing as others (some quite close to you) are capable of insulting behavior and many forms of animal cruelty. Try to avoid close family members and so called friends, start frequenting sexy bars and find acquaintance with people who drink refreshingly and swear like troopers. These people you will find more genuine and less opinionated. At work, volunteer for everything that other people hate doing, like managing challenged or challenging people, planning, dealing with complaints and arbitrating hearings. Your boss will soon begin to see a positive side to you, but stop wearing the same clothes as your boss and stop pretending to be his “batman” or long lost cousin.

Stop frequenting public places and practice curtseying to strangers, as it will allow you to believe that you will one day be part of the royal family. Oh, favorite colour is burgundy, wear lots of blush, try smearing it a bit as it looks natural, and alternate your driving habits by doing it right one day, left on every other day. Oh, love is not really a big part of your life right now, keep away from self professed intellectuals, makers of children and Gulf War expats. All in all, a very average to poor month awaits our Aries people.

Love Beverly

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